The List Awards: The Worst Tweets of November 2021
An Awards Show for the worst accounts on Twitter
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What is the List? It's the List of people who need their phones taken based on bad takes on Twitter.
Most cringe
-Amy Siskind
Offense: “Engaging with the freedumb anti-vaxxers, is like trying to convince a person with a gun pointed at their own head not to shoot. It's time to walk away from the scene.”
-CBC Ottawa
Offense: “Words and phrases you may want to think twice about using ift.tt/3o4kmup #ottnews #ottawa”
-Dr. Katharine Smart
Offense: “My son, 11 yo, on his 3rd round of self-iso from #Covid school exposures isn’t taking any chances.
#Virtual school this week thx to his amazing teacher. Let’s do better for kids. Layer up the protection.
#Vaccine for 5-11yo coming soon. #healthcare #cdnhealth #cdnpoli”
-Pfizer Inc.
Offense: “Get onboard!”
-Pfizer Inc.
Offense: “It’s easy to get distracted by misinformation these days, but don’t worry…Science has got your back.
#ScienceWillWin”
WINNER: Pfizer
Biggest Simp
-Geraldo Rivera
Offense: “Say what you want about her politics, @AOC Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez outshines every other member of Congress in eloquence and passionate sincerity.”
Worst Nazi/Terrorist comparison
-Stephen King
Offense: “In the Kenosha footage, Kyle Rittenhouse looks eerily like Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters.”
-Umair
-Claire Lehmann
Offense: “This is what ISIS think too, it doesn't make you special. twitter.com/ZubyMusic/stat…”
WINNER: Umair H
Most in need of a bonking (horny on main)
-Dr. Jack Brown
-New York Post
Offense: “Super flexible' Joe Rogan says he can perform fellatio on himself trib.al/uHfIRJc”
-Rick Rosner
WINNER: Rick G. Rosner
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